♠A73
♥A73
♦Q
♣KJT864
You are still playing in a local swiss teams, and are at love all when there are two passes to you. You perhaps should have suspected something spooky was going to happen when you had identical major suit holding.
So after two passes, you decide to try to make life a bit more difficult for opponents by opening 3♣. LHO chirps in with 3♠ and partner raises you to 4♣. RHO now bids 4♠ and you have a difficult time knowing who makes what. Since you are playing teams, you decide to bid 5♣ and LHO doubles ending the auction.
LHO then leads the ♥K and you are soon chalking up -300 on your scorecard.
Here is the full deal:
Note that on a neutral spade lead, you win in hand and advance the ♦Q. If South takes that, you can pitch your two heart losers immediately. If South ducks, you cross in spades and lead the ♦K throwing a heart. South can then switch to hearts, but it's too late.
But on the ♥ lead you stand no chance. So not only does LHO make a very shaky double, but finds the killing ♥ lead on this auction where hearts are never mentioned.
All you can do is shake your head and tell your story over a few pints. Bridge can be a tough game.
P - P - 3♣ - 3♠
4♣ - 4♠ - 5♣ - X
All Pass