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Official BBO Hijacked Thread Thread No, it's not about that

#1461 User is offline   matmat 

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Posted 2010-May-07, 10:29

Whenever life get you down, Mr. Brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people vote stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enu-hu-hu-huuuuff

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour
That's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power
The sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour
Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way
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#1462 User is offline   Winstonm 

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Posted 2010-May-07, 11:06

bid_em_up, on May 7 2010, 11:26 AM, said:

jjbrr, on May 6 2010, 10:29 AM, said:

tequila.

margaritas.

This looks more like a Jimmy Buffet song than the crap Winston posted above.

(Where's the damn salt?)

You don't look like Jimmy Buffett, either. <_<
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#1463 User is offline   Aberlour10 

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Posted 2010-May-07, 11:54

Winstonm, on May 7 2010, 12:06 PM, said:

bid_em_up, on May 7 2010, 11:26 AM, said:

jjbrr, on May 6 2010, 10:29 AM, said:

tequila.

margaritas.

This looks more like a Jimmy Buffet song than the crap Winston posted above.

(Where's the damn salt?)

You don't look like Jimmy Buffett, either. :lol:

I have never listened to this guy, but he looks like a dude who loves to sing english cover of the german Volksmusik, titles like..."Es gibt kein Bier auf Hawaii" <_<
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#1464 User is offline   bid_em_up 

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Posted 2010-May-07, 14:31

Hawai‘i Has No Beer?

:)

Jimmy would definitely be singing about that if it were true.
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Posted 2010-May-07, 14:33

Winstonm, on May 7 2010, 01:06 PM, said:

bid_em_up, on May 7 2010, 11:26 AM, said:

jjbrr, on May 6 2010, 10:29 AM, said:

tequila.

margaritas.

This looks more like a Jimmy Buffet song than the crap Winston posted above.

(Where's the damn salt?)

You don't look like Jimmy Buffett, either. :)

No, but I do sound a lot like him.
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#1466 User is offline   Aberlour10 

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Posted 2010-May-07, 15:03

bid_em_up, on May 7 2010, 03:31 PM, said:

Hawai‘i Has No Beer?

According to the one of the greatest hits of the german country music>>NO!!!:)
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#1467 User is offline   Winstonm 

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Posted 2010-May-07, 20:50

Let me rephrase the contest:
Greatest universal truth ever expessed in a single song lyric:

"Aw, the girls all get prettier at closing time."
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
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Posted 2010-May-07, 23:59

WoW! Germany beats USA before world record ice hockey crowd :) 77.808 fans came to watch Zamboni driver at the work in the Schalke Arena :D
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#1469 User is offline   Winstonm 

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Posted 2010-May-08, 13:05

You think that's something, you should go to the Indianapolis 500 Zamboni (Zamboni is plrual? Zambonum singular?) sometime - it's enough to curl your lip, shrivel your stones, and make you wish for a bacon-flavored beer with avocado.
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Posted 2010-May-08, 14:21

Today I single-handedly realised what the phrase "you have the right to remain silent" means. Well, of course, all it means is exactly what each word means, but for some reason I always thought it was just a more polite way of saying "you have to shut up now moron".
... and I can prove it with my usual, flawless logic.
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Posted 2010-May-08, 14:30

I guess it means Zamboni is singular, huh?
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Posted 2010-May-09, 20:57

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Today I single-handedly realised what the phrase "you have the right to remain silent" means.


Hope you weren't busted for anything too serious.

Remember that your lawyer is still just "practicing" law and take matters into your own hands. Offer to go to re-hab.
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Posted 2010-May-10, 05:52

Happy Birthday Bono lol.

What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk around Dublin pretending to be Bono.
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Posted 2010-May-12, 19:23

jlall+clee+jdonn do the bahamas... epic bidding theory revelations to come... or at least some epic hangovers!
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Posted 2010-May-12, 19:36

I don't drink
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Posted 2010-May-12, 20:09

jdonn, on May 12 2010, 07:36 PM, said:

I don't drink

its ok. the others will make sure your share doesnt go to waste!
OK
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Posted 2010-May-12, 22:20

And you thought YOUR Congressman was a goofball...

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Posted 2010-May-13, 05:25

Lobowolf, on May 12 2010, 11:20 PM, said:

And you thought YOUR Congressman was a goofball...

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=l9R-cQ_A_6w

If I remember right, he replaced Cynthia McKinney...
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#1479 User is offline   matmat 

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Posted 2010-May-13, 08:28

Jlall, on May 12 2010, 08:23 PM, said:

jlall+jclee+jdonn do the bahamas... epic bidding theory revelations to come... or at least some epic hangovers!

jclee... that's a new one.
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Posted 2010-May-13, 09:56

How can a bridge player not drink?

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Also, he rates to not have a heart void when he leads the ♥3.


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Besides playing for fun, most people also like to play bridge to win


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