[Winstonm]

What the U.S. Congress needs is a good Zamboni.

[gwnn]

A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."

[Aberlour10]

Summertime = necro time, I should dig up a new couple of heh

[y66]

Nonalcoholic Beer Aids Marathon Recovery

[Cyberyeti]

 y66, on 2011-August-25, 08:27, said:

Nonalcoholic Beer Aids Marathon Recovery

If I remember correctly, many early civilisations from hot parts of the world drank "beer" rather than water as you were less likely to get a nasty infection from it. Said beer was like 0.5% alcohol. Looks like they were onto something.

[ggwhiz]

 y66, on 2011-August-25, 08:27, said:

Nonalcoholic Beer Aids Marathon Recovery

Right up there with de-caf also known as why bother.

[y66]

 ggwhiz, on 2011-August-25, 09:44, said:

Right up there with de-caf also known as why bother.

Because it tastes better than a placebo?

[Winstonm]

The 2007 Zamboni 500 is nearing completion today and the excitement is building: "And down the stretch they come."

[Aberlour10]

 Winstonm, on 2011-August-26, 07:54, said:

<br />The 2007 Zamboni 500 is nearing completion today and the excitement is building: And down the stretch they come.

ESPN reports that the fastet tire changing at the pit stop was =8,7 seconds

[Winstonm]

 Winstonm, on 2011-August-26, 07:54, said:

The 2007 Zamboni 500 is nearing completion today and the excitement is building: "And down the stretch they come."

And if you can somehow make it to the track by about...oh...I'd guess the middle of May, next year, you have a real good chance of seeing the final valiant sprint to the finish line.

(For the squeamish, whips at Zamboni Downs have been outlawed.)

[Winstonm]

 Aberlour10, on 2011-August-26, 08:02, said:

ESPN reports that the fastet tire changing at the pit stop was =8,7 seconds

That was ESPN Classics replay from 2009.

[Winstonm]

Zamboni races - eat your heart out Eric Idle.

[Winstonm]

Will global warming cause Zamboni shares to lose value?

[Aberlour10]

 Winstonm, on 2011-September-04, 10:00, said:

Will global warming cause Zamboni shares to lose value?

No way. The will convert the production to avocado's and finnish tomatoes harvesting machines

[ggwhiz]

I never share my Zamboni

[Aberlour10]

 Winstonm, on 2011-August-26, 10:27, said:

Zamboni races - eat your heart out Eric Idle.

The white Lotus Zamboni still in leading position

[Winstonm]

 Aberlour10, on 2011-September-04, 16:00, said:

The white Lotus Zamboni still in leading position

Sponsored in part by Hockey Night in Canada with revenue generated by The Upperclass Twit of the Year steeple chase extravaganza.

[Aberlour10]

FOX TV breaks his 24h coverage about Sarah Palin and reports a pit stop penalty for McLaren Zamboni.

[Winstonm]

 Aberlour10, on 2011-September-04, 16:00, said:

The white Lotus Zamboni still in leading position

It's not as close as it looks - the white Lotus Zamboni is up a lap.

[Aberlour10]

Wow. Tonight I played a few hands on BBo with the famous and so beautiful polish actress. ( she is known as an excellent bridge player too, I know her nickname from the article I read one time.) I played at the random table and as I saw who are joining I thought I will fall from the chair hehe.... I got a little nervous but did not make big mistakes, anyway such things does not happen everyday.