Lead ♥J Matchpoints
Charlie the Chimp is disappointed that no coup has been named after him. Even the Superglue Coup, where he played two small cards simultaneously from Kxx when declarer leads from QJTxx opposite A9xxx has not been attributed to him. He does get a Wikipedia entry for "once famously producing a remarkable (and impossible under normal bridge circumstances) quadruple squeeze against himself by retaining a small card to conceal his own revoke." Even that is no longer possible online. He therefore tried a new coup on this hand, from the North London club this week, hoping he will get the credit it deserves.
Dummy seemed a disappointment to SB, South, and ChCh could see what was coming. He asked RR, North, privately, "Do you play serious or non-serious 3NT here, and please reply to me not the table?". While RR was typing his reply, South, SB, won the lead with the king and led a club. Over a minute passed before West played the six, stating he had been asking a question and waiting for a reply, and SB rose with the king and went off.
RR had replied, privately as asked, "I don't think we play serious or non-serious 3NT here. I think we do play it when I pre-empt 3 of a minor and partner bids 3NT. If he is doubled and he pulls to 4 of the minor, that means he was having a joke, but if he passes that means he was serious. I don't know if that applies to 3NT after a limit raise. And I think partner would have wanted to bid Gerber anyway."
SB clicked the CALL DIRECTOR button furiously and eventually OO arrived. "ChCh broke tempo in a sensitive situation", he began, "and he could have been aware that this would damage the non-offending side".
"I had a demonstrable bridge reason," replied ChCh. "It is normal to wait for a reply to a question before reverting to the play; I cannot leave my first card face-up on BBO, as I wpuld in live play, and if RR had replied more quickly there would have been no break in tempo".
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