[benellis58]

Braindead lead by the braindead GIBBO robot in the West. No, his imbecilic lead did NOT work out well for him. Shocking, isn't it, that leading his (chuckle) stiff 9 against 3NT didn't work out?

Why do these rejects even BOTHER?

https://www.bridgeba...S9%7Cpc%7CD7%7C

[benellis58]

Even within the context of their hopeless system, why would North bid 3H with THAT hand? We scored 76 % on the board, so the dweeb probably thinks he bid it brilliantly. I won't tell him the truth if you don't.

https://www.bridgeba...D2%7Cmc%7C11%7C

[benellis58]

Another "challenging" (ha, ha) "defence" by the GIBBO robots. Why don't you give up bridge and take up a new hobby, losers? You GIBBO clowns will NEVER be even halfway decent.

https://www.bridgeba...CSJ%7Cmc%7C9%7C

[benellis58]

1NT...with FIVE (!) overtricks!

Yes, by golly, now that you mention it, GIBBO robots WERE "defending", but how did you guess?

https://www.bridgeba...D8%7Cmc%7C12%7C

[benellis58]

These GENIUSES manage to set up THREE club winners for declarer after the first two tricks have been played, but Heaven FORBID they should take their RUFF at trick three. C.R.E.T.I.N.S.!

Remind me again, o ye staunch defenders of GIBBO honour: If I'm not mistaken, you said that the GIBBO robots are "far better than most human players". Do I have that right? Just checking.

https://www.bridgeba...H3%7Cpc%7CDK%7C

[benellis58]

ANOTHER laughable "defence". Gee, I guess no one could have seen THAT coming. And by "no one", I mean not more than 100 million people.

https://www.bridgeba...HT%7Cpc%7CDJ%7C

[benellis58]

No, the GIBBO robot who "declared" this hand did NOT win a Bols Brilliancy Prize for it. Is anyone surprised? I said, "Is ANYONE surprised?" ANYONE? HELLO? Is this microphone working?

But I shouldn't be mocking the GIBBO robot's DECLARER play, because, to be fair, I once saw a TURTLE declare a hand ALMOST as badly.

https://www.bridgeba...S6%7Cpc%7CC4%7C

[benellis58]

The lucky stiff got to make one of his FAOURITE (stupid) leads, his stiff trump.

Sorry, my hearing is not that good. What's that question you asked?

Thanks for repeating your question. I apologize for not hearing it the first time, and I'm happy to answer: No, his lead did NOT work out well. Does it EVER?

https://www.bridgeba...D7%7Cmc%7C11%7C

[benellis58]

North adds to the MOUNTAIN of evidence proving that the GIBBO robots know NOTHING about how to bid two-suiters, but luckily we get a shared top anyway, despite his legendary lack of knowledge.

https://www.bridgeba...C9%7Cpc%7CSJ%7C