A humorous hand from last night...
Partner opened 2♦ Flannery (ugh!), white on red. With such a non-following of the 10-second pause that I could not grab the alert card before he bid, my RHO overcalled 1♠. While noting the alert, I also noted to RHO that his bid was insufficient. RHO now asked about 2♦ and was a tad concerned at this point. Out of fear, he corrected to 2♠ to avert any penalty.
I held ♠Q ♥KJxx ♦9xxx ♣AQxx and decided to make a psychic penalty double of 2♠.
This was passed around to RHO, who now felt the heat and pulled to 3♦. LHO seemed obviously disturbed by this, and so I doubled again. LHO corrected back to 3♠, passed to me.
If partner couldn't double 3♠ in this context, it sure seemed wrong to me also, so I went with 4♥, the sane option from scratch.
LHO persisted with 4♠, and partner again did not double, instead bidding 5♥.
Now, 5♥ is a curious bid, for many reasons. First, passing up a double of a red 4♠ is odd and suggests an odd holding. Partner had to be in somewhat of a daze, however, as I had made a penalty double of a red-on-white 2♠, obviously without much if anything in spades, and then myself refused to double 3♠, instead bidding a passive 4♥, followed by the insolent advance to 4♠!
This rated to be an interesting layout, for sure, and I was right, in that partner in fact had 4♠/6♥ and diverted from expected himself, which was actually expected in the context. Plus, he seemed likely to have a void in diamonds for this development, which was accurate. But, with that hand, why no 5♦ cue? His clubs sucked, also expected. His hand was ♠Kxxx ♥AQxxxx ♦-- ♣Jxx.
With good defense, we could have reaped 500 doubling 4♠, but 5♥ did make. Strangely, however, my two losers ended up being the club King and a club ruff! Weird to end up that way.
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Psychic Penalty Double A Strange Beast
#1
Posted 2011-October-14, 14:38
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
-P.J. Painter.
-P.J. Painter.
#2
Posted 2011-October-14, 15:35
My favorite flannery hand was when the opps opened 2♦ and it went pass - pass to me with
♠QJT9x, ♥AKQJTxx, ♦x, ♣x
I bid 3nt, pard had me covered in the minors but after ♠AK and another were led it was fun to claim 9 in the majors.
♠QJT9x, ♥AKQJTxx, ♦x, ♣x
I bid 3nt, pard had me covered in the minors but after ♠AK and another were led it was fun to claim 9 in the majors.
When a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?
What is baby oil made of?
What is baby oil made of?
#3
Posted 2011-October-14, 16:05
brilliant. you got an average board against some bunnies. i'm sure you're very proud.
#4
Posted 2011-October-15, 01:13
wank, on 2011-October-14, 16:05, said:
brilliant. you got an average board against some bunnies. i'm sure you're very proud.
Us Bunnies are tough to get averages against. Normally we give away tops.
Funny hand though.
Bridge Personality: 44 44 43 34
Never tell the same lie twice. - Elim Garek on the real moral of "The boy who cried wolf"
Never tell the same lie twice. - Elim Garek on the real moral of "The boy who cried wolf"
#6
Posted 2011-October-18, 02:04
I had a hard time to convince myself to continue reading after:
kenrexford, on 2011-October-14, 14:38, said:
A humorous hand from last night...
Partner opened 2♦ Flannery
Partner opened 2♦ Flannery
"It may be rude to leave to go to the bathroom, but it's downright stupid to sit there and piss yourself" - blackshoe
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